You work out of a Hotel?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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