I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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