I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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