yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The power of my boobs compel you
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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