Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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