My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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