you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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