no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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