..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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