It's Friday. Sex?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Blood and glitter go together right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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