he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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