Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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