Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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