the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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