Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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