I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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