he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
no you cant smoke seaweed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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