I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Found the puke drawer
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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