is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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