I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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