He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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