Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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