I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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