Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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