After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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