apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My vagina is officially offended.
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