Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
don't judge my taste in strippers
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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