why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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