Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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