I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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