You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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