We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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