I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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