therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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