we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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