You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There's always time for handjobs
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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