Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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