I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's blow job season.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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