Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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