normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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