Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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