I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just google imaged poop.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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