Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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