im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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