508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
