and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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