we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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