my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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