Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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