She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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