While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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