Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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