Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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