using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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