Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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