is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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