Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I intend to get homeless drunk
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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